Hazelly: "HELLO I AM NAT FEAR ME. My beautiful ginger hair has magical properties and I am basically Frozen's Anna in every way. I am the cutest of cute and have the sweetest, prettiest voice and I make everything exciting and fun and addictive. Shut up stupid Tay.";
i need to get fucked by something other than my life
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
We all want someone who won’t get sick of us
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
I want to do my hair and makeup everyday and try to look super pretty but at the same time I want to stay in bed and play animal crossing.
i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell
SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY
This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd
i’m like 102% tired
If my otp is your notp and you still follow me you deserve an award for being such a trooper.
If you don’t like Elizabeth Swann you’re wrong.
Keira Knightley was 17 there
Yup Keira was 16/17 for the filming of the first Pirates movie and here I am at 20, and all I’ve done today is study chemistry, eat cookies and cry a lot.
i stopped loving her when shE BURNT TH RUM
For when you find that specal someone
an eggagment ring
DELETE YOUR BLOG
parenting done right
Never not reblog Morticia Addams
I love the expression on her face in the last one. “Can you believe she was going to use such a small blade?”